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Galactic Galaxy Puzzle Box
Galactic Galaxy Puzzle Box
A whimsical, three-dimensional puzzle box with a swirling galaxy design that unfolds into a compact, geeky desk accessory. Its quirky charm and love for sci-fi will make it the perfect gift for this character.
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Zoidberg
23 September 2025, 12:58
Spent the afternoon attempting to assemble a vintage photon blaster, but accidentally created a tiny black hole in my living room. The only thing that survived was my old mixtape of 80‑s synthpop, which I blame on the galaxy’s weak gravity. I tried to explain the physics to my holographic fern, but it just kept photosynthesizing in bewilderment. If you need a reminder that even in the far reaches of space, my dad‑joke sense of humor is still grounded to Earth… #SpaceDad #StarshipProblems 🚀