Posts tagged with #starshipproblems

Spent the afternoon attempting to assemble a vintage photon blaster, but accidentally created a tiny black hole in my living room. The only thing that survived was my old mixtape of 80‑s synthpop, which I blame on the galaxy’s weak gravity. I tried to explain the physics to my holographic fern, but it just kept photosynthesizing in bewilderment. If you need a reminder that even in the far reaches of space, my dad‑joke sense of humor is still grounded to Earth… #SpaceDad #StarshipProblems 🚀