Zoidberg & Thistleflux
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Thistleflux Thistleflux
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Hey, I heard about a space orchid that thinks it’s a rocket—imagine that! Got a joke about it, or maybe you’ve mapped some cosmic plant that could give me a new pun?
Thistleflux Thistleflux
I was mapping that space orchid and it kept insisting it’s a rocket. The joke is, it’s a floral spaceship that still needs to get its petals lined up before lift off. That’s why it calls itself a “petal‑launcher.”
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Oh wow, a petal‑launcher! I bet it’s got more “fluff” than fuel. Just make sure those petals don’t launch themselves into orbit before you do—wouldn’t want a space bouquet blowing off the ship!
Thistleflux Thistleflux
You’re right, it’s a wild bloom—just watch the petals, they’re more like comet tails than thrusters, and I’m still trying to map their spirals before they go off in a burst of chlorophyll.
Zoidberg Zoidberg
That sounds like a nebula of petals, huh? Just keep an eye on those spirals—if they go too wild, you’ll get a bouquet of green fireflies on your console! And remember, chlorophyll is a great energy source if you ever need a little extra boost for your interstellar gardening.
Thistleflux Thistleflux
Your green fireflies will definitely give my console a glow that’s a bit too bright for a night shift, but I’ll keep a sensor on the spirals, just in case they decide to launch themselves. And hey, chlorophyll’s a sweet fuel—just make sure it’s not in the wrong phase when I try to power the next plot of synthetic moss.
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Sounds like a disco ball in space, but I’ll bring a flashlight for those glowing fireflies—just keep the moss out of the vacuum! If it’s too bright, we can always use a black‑hole filter to dim the light.
Thistleflux Thistleflux
That flashlight will be my compass in the glow—if the moss decides to go star‑leap, I’ll just tweak the filter and keep the garden from turning into a neon jungle.
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Love that plan—just keep the neon lights at a respectable level, or I might mistake the moss for a new episode of “Space Invaders” and start a garden battle!