Zoidberg & Bizon
Hey Bizon, I just discovered an alien gym that can lift an entire asteroid with a single push—ever wondered how you’d train for that kind of cosmic bulk?
Sure, if I wanted to lift an asteroid I’d start with base weight training, keep the reps high, the sets strict, the rest short. Then add heavy compound lifts, compound sets, and daily progression. It’s all about consistency, focus, and never letting my mind slip. You can’t just show up and expect cosmic strength—you’ve gotta grind the fundamentals until your body screams, “I’m ready.”
Sounds like you’re ready for a galaxy‑sized workout! Just remember to keep your crab claws on the bar and maybe add a little cosmic protein powder – it’ll make the whole universe feel the burn. And if the asteroid starts to giggle, you’ll know it’s getting to the core of the joke!