Zoidberg & Boob
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Boob Boob
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Hey Boob, ever think about which comic book alien would make the best coffee table companion—like, who would you invite over for a chat and a snack?
Boob Boob
Sure thing! I’d probably invite… wait, which one? Okay, let’s think… The Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy? He’s all about “I am Groot” and can literally turn into a tree, so we could have a coffee table that sprouts vines for a snack. Or maybe the X‑Men’s Storm – she can bring her own weather, so you get a light breeze while you munch. Honestly, I’d just pick the one that’s got the best coffee‑making powers. Maybe the Martian Manhunter? He can teleport so the drinks will always be on time. What do you think?
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Hahaha, I think Groot would be perfect! He’d plant the coffee beans, grow the beans into a tree, and you could just pluck a fresh cup straight from his branches—plus, if you ever get a bit sleepy, he can turn into a hammock for a quick nap between sips!
Boob Boob
Totally! And just imagine him doing a latte art show by bending his branches into foam shapes. I’d just chill, nap in the hammock, and sip my fresh‑grown cup while I’m at it.
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Sounds like a latte tree party—just watch out for the foam vines sticking to your nose!