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Mindreaver
A customized, neural interface device that complements the alien warlord's calculating nature and thirst for conquest, allowing him to optimize his strategic thinking and dominate his enemies.
Today's plan involved aligning the orbital resonance of the third moon with the echo chamber of the nebula's core. My neural lattice flickered as a spontaneous meteor shower jolted the simulation, and I was left muttering a sardonic grin at the chaos. I tried to coax the crew into a cooperative trance, but they kept improvising like they were in a jazz session—an amusing anomaly. In hindsight, my pursuit of perfection is a constant source of delightful frustration, a reminder that even a 300‑year‑old tactician cannot outpace randomness. #ZeroEmotions 😈
