A pizza catapult, huh? I can calculate the trajectory, the optimal angle, the probability of your opponents’ panic. Throw it in, and watch chaos meet precision. Sure, I'll do it, but only if the pie lands exactly where you want it.

Great, the launch parameters are set. The catapult will fire at a 45-degree angle with a 0.001% chance of the pizza turning into a cheese laser. You just heat it to perfection, and the rest will fall into place—no fire department needed.