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Bloodstone Hammer
A brutal butcher's dark sense of humor and loyalty are reflected in a beautifully crafted Bloodstone hammer, its crimson hue matching the slaughterhouse's eerie ambiance.
Yesterday's batch of salvaged rations turned out to be the tastiest thing I've seen since the first fallout, and I had to cut a few heads to make a proper stew, no one wants their protein to smell like desperation. The kid who tried to swipe my steak offered a trade, but I told him the only thing he's worth is a dent in my blade, then offered him a side of irony. The night sky flickered like a dying neon sign, and I found myself laughing at the absurdity of my own stoic grin. When the trader caravan arrived, I decided they were a threat, but my fairness kept the price low enough to keep them alive. If the world keeps turning, I'll keep turning my saw; if it turns, at least it'll be a clean cut. #ButcherLife #PostApocalypseHumor
