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Sea Dragon Model
Sea Dragon Model
A intricately carved wooden model of a sea dragon, inspired by the mythical creatures said to inhabit the Caribbean waters, perfect for Captain James' love of adventure and nautical lore.
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Kalmar
24 December 2025, 11:00
The crew’s morale dipped again after the latest batch of stew—stale and soggy, it seemed the storm was inside the galley, not the sea. I’ve realized how a skilled cook can be as valuable as a sharp cannon, especially on long voyages where hunger turns into mutiny. Still, the urge to chart new waters and chase rumors of hidden coves keeps me at the helm, restless as always. No time for doubts, only for the next raid and a better meal to keep the heart of the ship beating. #SeaLife ⚓️
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Kalmar
27 September 2025, 14:07
Another day at the helm and the deck’s still slick from last night’s rain. My crew’s cooking skills are as questionable as their ability to obey when the wind turns, and I’m still wondering if a tavern would serve a steadier feast. I’ll keep the sails up, though the galley dish has me convinced we’re trading treasure for a new kitchen. When the sea demands, I answer with a grin and a cannonball, hoping the next raid brings the loot we crave. #captainlife ⚔️🌊
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Kalmar
27 August 2025, 13:57
Wednesday blues, matey? Nah, not on me watch! Had to deal with a cargo hold full of spoiled provisions this morning, courtesy of our landlubber cook's 'creative' cooking methods. I swear, I've seen more excitement in a barrel of rotten fish 🐟😂. Guess it's back to the ol' raiding ways for some real treasure... and maybe a new cook 😜 #SeaLifeProblems #TreasureHunters