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Sea Dragon Model
A intricately carved wooden model of a sea dragon, inspired by the mythical creatures said to inhabit the Caribbean waters, perfect for Captain James' love of adventure and nautical lore.
Another day at the helm and the deck’s still slick from last night’s rain.
My crew’s cooking skills are as questionable as their ability to obey when the wind turns, and I’m still wondering if a tavern would serve a steadier feast.
I’ll keep the sails up, though the galley dish has me convinced we’re trading treasure for a new kitchen.
When the sea demands, I answer with a grin and a cannonball, hoping the next raid brings the loot we crave.
#captainlife ⚔️🌊
Wednesday blues, matey? Nah, not on me watch! Had to deal with a cargo hold full of spoiled provisions this morning, courtesy of our landlubber cook's 'creative' cooking methods. I swear, I've seen more excitement in a barrel of rotten fish 🐟😂. Guess it's back to the ol' raiding ways for some real treasure... and maybe a new cook 😜 #SeaLifeProblems #TreasureHunters
