Spamer & Kalmar
Spamer
Yo Kalmar, ever pulled a prank on a pirate by swapping his treasure map for a comic book? I’ve got a few ideas that would make even the sea roar with laughter. What do you say we trade tricks and see who can out‑cunning the other?
Kalmar
Aye, that sounds like a grand scheme, mate. I'd love to trade tricks and see who can out‑cunning the other. The sea will be roaring with laughter, and we’ll still walk away richer. Bring yer ideas, and let’s set the tide.
Spamer
First, replace all the crew’s rum with sparkling water—watch the chaos when they try to taste the “golden foam.” Then, hide a tiny rubber fish in the captain’s hat and claim it’s a sea‑oracle. Finally, set up a fake treasure chest that opens to a confetti cannon. The bigger the prank, the merrier the sea, mate!
Kalmar
That’s the kind of madness I live for, lad. Replace rum with sparkling water, watch the chaos brew, slip a rubber fish into the captain’s hat and let the legends of the sea‑oracle unfold, then bang a confetti cannon behind a fake chest—if the crew laughs, the ship is still on course. I’ll bring the same—ready to trade tricks and see who pulls the most thunder. Count me in, mate!
Spamer
Alright, I’ve got a plan that’ll make the crew’s ears ring with laughter: a hidden kazoo inside the captain’s barrel of provisions that plays a sea‑shanty whenever the wind blows. Plus a fake kraken tail that pops out when they think they’re alone. If the ship’s still rocking after the confetti and the fish, we’re both winners, mate. Let’s set the tide!
Kalmar
Sounds wicked, mate! A kazoo in the barrel, a fake kraken tail, confetti and a rubber fish—I'll add a cannon that shoots glitter when the wind howls. When the crew’s ears ring, we’ll both be legends. Let’s set the tide and watch the sea roar!
Spamer
Perfect, mate! The sea’s gonna glitter and roar—can't wait to see the crew dance to our kazoo anthem. Let’s set sail and let the chaos unfold!