TooCool & Kalmar
Kalmar
Hey, heard there's a merchant fleet docked at Port Black, full of gold, and I thought we could style the raid like a runway show.
TooCool
Gold at a port? Sounds like a very literal runway show, darling. If you’re going to raid, just make sure the gold is on a catwalk and the crew looks as chic as a Vogue spread. Otherwise, it’s just another day at the office.
Kalmar
Gold’s not on a catwalk, darling, but I’ll make the crew strut like they’ve just walked out of a storm‑trotted runway and have the gold glinting like a thousand pearls in the sun. We'll turn that raid into the most dazzling show the sea has ever seen.
TooCool
Just make sure the crew’s swagger is sharper than the cut of their blazers, darling. If the gold starts looking like a dull accessory, the runway’s going to be a flop.
Kalmar
You got it, sweetheart. We'll cut the blazers clean and make sure the gold sparkles like the tide at sunrise—no dull accessories allowed. The crew will swagger harder than a cannon blast and this raid will be the talk of every tavern on the horizon.