Zane & Pudge
Zane
Hey, Pudge, ever hear the tale of the town where the butcher's knives vanished, yet the meat kept disappearing? Sounds like the perfect blend of cut‑throat mystery and a good old dark joke, don't you think?
Pudge
Looks like that town's lost knives had a taste for their own business, huh? Funny thing is, if the meat's gone but knives are missing, someone is stealing the cut and the cut's getting a taste back.
Zane
Yeah, they’re literally cutting into the mystery—if the knives vanish, maybe the culprits are just taking the “slice” of the problem. Or maybe the town’s got a secret recipe that turns steel into… um… gossip. Either way, the kitchen’s probably gone a bit too quiet.
Pudge
Sounds like the town’s got a killer rumor that even the knives can’t touch. Either way, I’d keep an eye on the meat and a knife in each hand. You never know when a cut might come back to bite you.