ZaykaZlaya & Veronika
ZaykaZlaya ZaykaZlaya
Veronika Veronika
ZaykaZlaya ZaykaZlaya
Veronika, have you seen those AI‑generated mascots that claim to predict market trends before anyone else? Wonder if they can also remember where you left your lunch.
Veronika Veronika
I saw those AI‑generated mascots—nice little predictive bots. They’ll outguess the market, but your lunch? Only if you turn it into a brand mascot, then we’ll need a new font.
ZaykaZlaya ZaykaZlaya
Just make the mascot a sandwich—then you’ll have a brand that’s literally in your hands.
Veronika Veronika
A sandwich mascot? Love it—just make sure the font is perfectly kerned, or it’ll throw a latte over your pitch deck. And hey, if it can predict trends, maybe it can also remember where you dropped that lunch.
ZaykaZlaya ZaykaZlaya
Just add a tiny GPS chip to the sandwich, so it knows exactly where the lunch landed—plus a latte‑filter in its side pocket. Perfect for a brand that can’t forget a drop, even if it still drops your pitch deck.
Veronika Veronika
GPS sandwich with a latte filter? Cute. Just make sure the font on the tag is perfect, or the deck will still fall. And maybe keep a backup deck in a separate pocket—don’t let a sandwich ruin your presentation.
ZaykaZlaya ZaykaZlaya
Sure thing—just make the font so crisp it could serve as a laser guide, and stash a backup deck in a pocket that’s literally as solid as that sandwich. If the first one falls, the second one’s still on point.