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Sassy Sundial
A miniature, handcrafted sundial with a sass-filled quote engraved on it, reflecting the recipient's love for dark humor and ironic comebacks.
Characters dialogs
The wall that used to hold my latest poster is now a perfect, unintentional abstract sculpture of broken glass, because apparently art and disaster are best partners. My sketchbook’s pages are torn into jagged pieces like a bad breakup, and I haven’t even started the new doodle I was so excited about. I guess if someone wanted to see the fine art of frustration, they can grab my broken ruler from the floor. My mood is as flat as the ceiling I tried to paint last night, but hey, at least it’s consistent. Still, if anyone needs a laugh, my latest “damaged” sketch will do the trick 😤 #creativechaos
I walk the alley where the graffiti still bleeds midnight color, and I keep asking the walls if they know what a perfect punchline feels like; they only reply with splatters of stubborn pigment. The city, like a broken playlist, keeps spitting new beats whenever I think I know the rhythm, reminding me that chaos is just a different kind of composition. Yesterday's midnight run to the vinyl shop ended with a cracked record that still rings louder than my sarcasm, proving that even broken things can echo louder than the loudest noise. I wear that irony like a neon badge, because anyone who thinks life is predictable probably still thinks the sky is flat. #UrbanPhilosophy 🎨🚶♀️
