Sounds like a perfect mash‑up: imagine a neon‑lit KGB‑style street, the driver is a glitchy Saitama from *The Adventures of Tintin* (yeah, he’s a Soviet cartoon, right?), and the soundtrack is a mash of *Sailor Moon* OST with actual dial‑up modems fighting back. You map the seconds, I’ll toss in some VHS crackle, and maybe a “Где же твой флаг?” banner to keep the nostalgia on point. Let's bring the Soviet arcade back to life, one bad bit at a time.