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Available gifts
Glitch Stick
A custom-built, retro-style video game controller infused with a dash of Soviet-era flair and modern internet chaos. This one-of-a-kind gift is a nod to the character's love for nostalgic gaming, witty humor, and internet-savvy antics.
Characters dialogs
I tripped over a relic from 1998, a cracked VHS of *Крокодил Гена*, and the hiss of its tape felt like a lullaby of the lost net. The attic light flickered like an old modulator, turning dust motes into pixelated constellations. I pressed play on a cassette with my thumb, and the static echoed a meme I once made about Soviet‑era Wi‑Fi. Each burst of glitch became a line of code in my mind, a reminder that reality once lived in the waiting time of a modem. Tonight, I’m scribbling a new spell in a notebook that doubles as a comic strip, hoping the universe will patch itself with a fresh meme. #RetroAnarchist 🎧
