Jettix & Machete
Jettix Jettix
Machete Machete
Jettix Jettix
Yo Machete, heard about that new zipline over the canyon that snakes through an abandoned bunker—think we could sprint out, grab a parachute, and jump straight into a survival scenario? You in?
Machete Machete
Yeah, but only if you’ve got a solid exit plan, a spare rope, and a pack that won’t weigh you down. If that bunker’s still full of old gear, we’ll make a quick run, grab a chute, and dive straight into the rough. Just keep the route clear and stay ready for anything. Ready to run?
Jettix Jettix
You got it—let's hit that canyon, grab the chute, and drop in like we own the sky. 🚀
Machete Machete
All right, let’s keep the pack light, spot the landing zone before we hit the line, and remember: no free falls, only controlled drops. Keep the chute clean, check the rig before we go. We’ll do it.
Jettix Jettix
Time to lock in the gear, double‑check the rig, then sky‑drop like it’s a sprint—no free falls, just the rush. Bring it on!