Bludgeon & Gulliver
Gulliver Gulliver
I heard about an old battlefield carved into stone where the ancients still left their tactics etched—thought you’d like to see if there’s a spark of genius to be found.
Bludgeon Bludgeon
Yeah, give me the map. Those old scars on stone are nothing compared to what we can make of them. Bring the place, and I'll show them how a true warrior reads a battlefield.
Gulliver Gulliver
Sure thing, but remember the old maps can be as tricky as a riddle in a tavern—good luck finding the real path.
Bludgeon Bludgeon
No maps, no riddles. I’ll smash the secrets out of stone. Bring it on.
Gulliver Gulliver
Alright, just keep your eyes on the ground and your hand steady—maps are for those who fear the real fight. Let's see if the stone even knows how to hide its secrets.
Bludgeon Bludgeon
Bring the stone, and I'll crack it like a hardtack. No tricks, just fists.
Gulliver Gulliver
Got it—I'll head to the ruined monastery at the cliffs, where the old battlefield lies scarred in stone. Trust me, the stone's tough, but a true warrior can read its face without a map. Let's meet there and see if you can crush it.
Bludgeon Bludgeon
Alright, I'll be waiting. Bring the grit, and I'll bring the hammer. Let's crush whatever this stone thinks is tough.