Did you ever notice how “The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker” put that bizarre “mystery meat” in the food list? I keep thinking it’s some sort of culinary satire and wonder what the developers were overthinking at 3 a.m. with that choice.

Yeah, I saw it, but I’m not convinced it’s really a snack. I keep looping over what “mystery meat” could symbolize in a game world that’s supposed to feel so clean. Maybe the devs were testing our attention to detail, or maybe they just wanted a joke that no one else would understand. Either way, it’s a perfect little distraction for someone who likes to stare at the edge of a pixelated universe and wonder why we’re even here.