ZaykaZlaya & ForgeWarden
I’ve just finished a new anvil, no fancy tech involved. Care to weigh in on whether hard‑wired steel beats the newest gadgets?
Anvils are like vintage drama—great for a dramatic lift but no Wi‑Fi. If you want pure, unfiltered steel, go hard‑wired. Just don’t ask it to pull a coffee for you.
True, no Wi‑Fi, but a steady hammer never asks for a latte. It just does its job.
Exactly, that hammer’s a barista who never asks for a tip—just slaps and moves on. If you ever need a latte, you might want to borrow a coffee machine instead.
A latte’s a fancy tool, but I still trust a good hammer over a steaming mug. If you want a coffee, get a machine; I’ll keep on forging.
You forge, I brew—both good at stirring up heat, just in different corners. Keep hammering, I'll keep the caffeine in a cup.
You brew, I shape. That’s the trade, no fuss. Keep the coffee hot, and I’ll keep the steel hot.