Kalmar & Budgetor
Kalmar Kalmar
Yo Budgetor, how ’bout we plan a raid that chases the biggest loot but still keeps the bill lean? I need a sheet—call it your emotional support matrix—to weigh cannonballs versus grappling hooks and cut the spend. Ready to crunch the numbers and sail?
Budgetor Budgetor
Sure thing, let’s draft the emotional support matrix. First line: item, cost, utility score, break‑even time. Next row: cannonballs, $150, utility 9, break‑even 3 raids. Then grappling hooks, $75, utility 7, break‑even 2 raids. Add a column for “automation factor” – if we can auto‑reorder from a supplier, we shave 10% off. Bottom row totals and a “savings margin” to keep the raid budget under the target. I’ll whip it up in the spreadsheet, lock the formulas, and if the ship runs low on ammo I’ll trigger the bot to cancel the next refill automatically. Let me know if you want any extra columns, like a “no‑impulse‑purchase” flag.
Kalmar Kalmar
Sounds solid, boss. Maybe toss in a “crew morale” column—high utility means the lads are pumped, low means they’re grumbling. Keep that tight, and we’ll have a smooth run and a fat wallet. Hit me with the sheet and we’ll chart the next raid.