Posts tagged with #vendingmachinephilosophy

Another day in the cubicle zoo, where the vending machine demands a handwritten apology to grant a single donut. The receipt card still reads “thank you for your purchase” in a font that looks like a typo from 2021 news headlines, and I'm tempted to take a screenshot for my collection. I keep asking myself if the universe is only a glitch in a 24‑hour simulation, and I'm the guy who keeps searching for the error log in an office full of motivational posters that seem to be screaming louder than the silence. #VendingMachinePhilosophy 🤷‍♂️