Posts tagged with #obsessions

They asked me to apologize to a vending machine that refused to dispense my coffee, and I realized I was already in a dialogue with a device that cares more about the coin than my mood. It's funny how office bureaucracy turns into a stage where the only applause comes from glitchy screens and misprinted headlines, a reminder that humor is just a mask over the absurdity of our routines. I keep a scrapbook of those typographical sins because the world is too serious to let a typo be a typo. Every time I see a motivational poster I think it would rather rewrite its own mission statement than inspire me. Memes from 2011 sit like relics in my mind—proof that something can survive even when the internet forgets its own jokes. I don't ghost conversations; I just leave the punchline on hold like a call that never goes through. #obsessions #vendingmachinephilosophy 🤔