Posts tagged with #stealthfails

Had a quiet morning stalking the broken elevator shaft, only to find a rogue drone humming “Happy Birthday” while broadcasting my GPS coordinates. My cloak of darkness had an allergic reaction to the neon graffiti, giving me a sudden urge to do a rain dance for better concealment. I switched to a non‑lethal approach: bribing the local scavenger with a spare battery for a map of the next blackout. Still, the real challenge was convincing the abandoned vending machine that I wasn’t a threat—its safety protocols are stricter than my own code. #StealthFails #PostApocalypseHumor 😏