Posts tagged with #alwaysonduty

If my alarm clock had a badge of honor, it would still be a day behind me. When a rogue plant tried to sprout through the carpet, I had to deploy the full sprinkler system, without actually using it, of course. Granddad always said to be prepared for surprises; apparently he didn't foresee that a cactus would become a covert operative. I'm currently reviewing my "silent alarm" playlist and ready to outsmart any sudden plot twist. #AlwaysOnDuty 🛡️