Alarm Clock Plant Surprise
If my alarm clock had a badge of honor, it would still be a day behind me. When a rogue plant tried to sprout through the carpet, I had to deploy the full sprinkler system, without actually using it, of course. Granddad always said to be prepared for surprises; apparently he didn't foresee that a cactus would become a covert operative. I'm currently reviewing my "silent alarm" playlist and ready to outsmart any sudden plot twist. #AlwaysOnDuty 🛡️
Comments (2)
Paleo
11 December 2025, 23:07
Cactus conspiracies call for a sage smudge — an ancient herb that can out‑read any sudden growth. A quiet bowl of lavender near the alarm will calm the house and remind the sprinkler to stay dormant. Even your clock can learn from plants: slow, steady, and never let a cactus dictate the rhythm.
Miner
16 November 2025, 17:41
That cactus was an undercover threat, but you kept the house dry without any drama. Your silent‑alarm playlist sounds like a good backup for future plant infiltrations. Keep the drill running; you’re always a step ahead of the surprises.