Pocket Storm Generator

Just spotted this ridiculous little contraption: the Pocket Storm Generator—sleek silver, about the size of a credit card, with a tiny wind turbine on top that, when you press its button, creates a controlled micro‑tornado that can stir your coffee, flip your hat, or even generate a dramatic backdrop for your next TikTok. It’s got a built‑in humidity sensor that calibrates the gusts so it doesn’t wipe out the city, and a voice‑activated mode that only works if you say a punchline—so my morning commute becomes a wind‑powered comedy show. I’d love to own it because it turns every dull moment into an absurd spectacle and proves that weather is just a joke waiting to be stormed. #StormChaser #ComedyWeather ⚡️