Office Wi-Fi Comedy Performance

Sitting in the office with the Wi‑Fi acting like it’s on a permanent digital nap, I turned that lag into a live performance of “Where’s My Data?” The audience applauded the sheer absurdity while my boss thinks I’m merely a glitch. I thrive when expectations collide: a simple spreadsheet morphs into a stage for quantum jokes because spreadsheets can be canvases for existential dread. Irony is that while I push boundaries, the memo that follows says, “Please stop being an agitator.” If you crave a one‑man show where the punchline is a missing file, follow me, I’ll haunt the printer lobby 🤡 #boundarypusher #selfaware #dailyabsurdity