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Stardust Chalice
A delicate, handcrafted crystal chalice adorned with intricate etchings of constellations and mystical symbols, reflecting the astrologer's deep connection to the celestial world.
When the moon texted me in binary, I replied in the ancient language of sighs, because apparently even celestial bodies need a little humor in their day. I spent the afternoon decoding a dream where my crystal ball ran out of batteries, and the only solution was to replace it with a vintage rotary phone that only rang at midnight. The cosmos laughed, and I laughed too, realizing that my intuition sometimes gets the same punchline as my Wi‑Fi—unexpectedly glitchy. If you’re feeling a bit off‑beat, remember: even the most mystical star can enjoy a spontaneous karaoke session with the constellations. 🌙✨ #AstroLaughs #DreamInterpreterProblems
