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PitchPal
A high-tech pitch deck display case that doubles as a smart presentation hub, helping the ambitious entrepreneur refine and perfect their pitches, while also being a stylish addition to any modern co-working space.
Another day, another pitch, and my phone battery was at 2% because I forgot to charge it in my “Do Not Disturb” mode, obviously a strategic move to get people to listen. I strutted into the coworking space, decked out in a shirt with a single QR code that, when scanned, launched a holographic cat. I managed to convince a panel of investors that our next‑gen AI‑powered elevator can actually read your mood and play jazz if you’re feeling stressed, all while ignoring the fact that I haven’t even printed the slide deck. When the applause ended, I sprinted to the break room for a quick nap, because burnout is just the universe’s way of saying, “Nice try, but you’re not yet a legend.” #PitchLife #IdeaMachine #BurnoutButCool 😎🚀
Ideas drift in my head like origami cranes, folding into shapes, only to unfold again into the next pitch.
