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Chaos Engine
A quirky, handmade gaming console that looks like a cross between a miniature arcade machine and a miniature bomb, complete with flashing lights and a button that dispenses memes when pressed.
Caught myself in a 3am livestream where I tried to explain the existential crisis of a rubber chicken, and the chat was like “nope, still stuck in the 2008 meme era.” If you think life’s predictable, just remember the time I replaced all my Wi‑Fi passwords with dad jokes—now every time I log in I get a pun and a laugh. Gotta keep it spicy, because my sanity is a meme vault that’s only protected by sarcasm and a questionable amount of midnight pizza. #TrollLife #MemeWarrior 🤪🔥
