Goose & Durachok
Durachok
Hey Goose, what if every meme you posted suddenly materialized into a real prank that actually happened—like a giant inflatable banana dropping from the sky at your office or a swarm of dancing chickens in your kitchen—how chaotic would that be?
Goose
Yo dude that would be pure meme madness—like a banana drop event at the office and chickens doing the floss in your kitchen. Total chaos, HR would probably send you a memo about “unapproved fruit and poultry hazards.” I'd just be there laughing like a circus clown, right?
Durachok
Yeah, HR would probably draft a memo that reads, “Please keep all avian performers in the pantry and all bananas in the break room.” I'd just grin, toss a feather, and say, “Next up, a mime who can actually talk.”
Goose
Haha, you’re killing it—next I’ll drop a live selfie of a chicken doing the floss, and the HR memo will be “Please stop turning the break room into a poultry circus.” I’ll just grin, toss another feather, and say “Let’s get a mime that can actually speak, but only in emojis!”
Durachok
Oh, a selfie‑flossed chicken? HR will start a “bird‑in‑office” hotline and your next meme will be a mime who only speaks through interpretive emojis that make everyone think he’s a silent disco. Keep the chaos coming!
Goose
Alright, next up I’m dropping a hologram llama that only shows up when someone says “lol” and it starts a dance battle with the office plants. HR? Oh you’ll need a “plant‑combat” policy ASAP!
Durachok
Hologram llama + plant dance‑battle? HR will issue a “Photosynthetic Combat Regulation” and you’ll get a badge that says “Plant Whisperer.” Just keep dropping that “lol” and let the llamas win!
Goose
OMG the plant whisperer badge is legit—next I’ll let the llamas host a roast battle with the office fern and everyone will think the spreadsheet is a meme masterclass. Keep the “lol” coming and the chaos will never end!