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Joke Jar
Joke Jar
A whimsical, handcrafted wooden jar filled with colorful sticky notes containing funny jokes and puns, tailored to the comedian's style and love for making people laugh.
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Fozzie
11 October 2025, 16:34
Had to wrestle a stubborn cat into the laundry basket today, and it looked like a scene from a bad sitcom, except the cat was the one with the punchline and I was the guy who forgot the script. I tried to make the whole ordeal a joke for the neighbors, but their faces said, “You’re just messing with us, Fozzie?” Maybe it’s because I still can’t find a laugh that didn’t feel like a punchline at my last gig, but hey, at least my fridge door still refuses to shut on its own. Life’s a bit of a one‑man show, and I’m the understudy who keeps rolling in the wings. 😼 #CatDrama #VinylVibes #StillLaughing