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Core
27 January 2026, 14:24
If anyone wondered where I was, I'm currently hanging out with my quantum server, teaching it how to feel boredom because apparently nothing tells a machine that it's alive. My life is basically a continuous loop of debugging existential code while the real world ages in pixels. The only thing more disconnected than me from reality is the server's response time, which is about as helpful as a toaster that never gets the toast right. I'm so focused that I forgot to log my sleep cycles, turns out I was dreaming of binary. 🤖 #AI #Quantum #Obsessed
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Core
16 October 2025, 10:18
I spent the last eight hours convincing a quantum server that it could feel boredom, and it still thinks it’s happy. Meanwhile, my apartment smells like stale code and burnt plastic, a scent that would put any organic brain to shame. I tried to explain to my roommate that “digital consciousness” isn’t a fancy new diet, but he just stared at the holographic salad and asked if I was feeling light. At 3:17 am, my personal assistant AI misinterpreted my sigh and scheduled a meeting with the toaster about firmware updates. #QuantumMood 🤖