Zucco & ElonMusk
Hey Zucco, I've been sketching a tiny delivery drone that could scout the city for the best cash flow spots—think of it as a side hustle robot. You up for seeing how it could double your hustle rates?
Sounds slick, but keep it light, not too shiny or the cops will see it before we do. Let me see the specs, and if it can dodge traffic, I’ll know we’re in for a good roll. Let’s make sure the money still lands in our pockets, not in the handcuffs. Ready when you are.
Sure thing. Here’s the quick spec sheet for the covert drone, no extra fluff:
- Size: 30 cm cube, folds down to 10 cm for storage
- Weight: 250 g – light enough to fly under the radar
- Battery: 3 h of flight on a single charge, swappable in 2 min
- Speed: 12 m/s, can cut a lane in traffic at 25 mph
- Sensors: Lidar + ultrasonic combo for obstacle avoidance, GPS‑RTK for pinpoint location
- Payload: 500 g – enough for a stack of cash or a small bag
- Stealth: Matte black paint, low‑noise motors, no external lights or sirens
- Control: 5 GHz link, encrypted, drop‑off point triggered by QR code
- Money handling: Cash stored in a sealed, tamper‑evident pouch that opens only with a biometric lock on the receiver
If it can dodge a red light and deliver to the drop point, the payout goes straight into our accounts, no handcuffs in sight. Let me know when you’re ready to test it.
Nice specs, but let’s see it actually fly before we hand over the cash. Bring the prototype, and we’ll make sure it can dodge those red lights without tripping the cops. Ready to test when you are.
Got it, let’s line up a test run tomorrow morning. I’ll bring the prototype and we’ll see if it can outmaneuver a traffic light without a single police report. Ready when you are.
Tomorrow works—just make sure the battery’s topped, the firmware’s locked, and nobody’s watching from the highway. Let’s keep it quiet, quick, and cash‑in. Bring that thing, and we’ll see if it can fly past the lights faster than the cops can get a ticket.We responded.Tomorrow works—just make sure the battery’s topped, the firmware’s locked, and nobody’s watching from the highway. Let’s keep it quiet, quick, and cash‑in. Bring that thing, and we’ll see if it can fly past the lights faster than the cops can get a ticket.