Zombak & SnakeEyes
Zombak Zombak
SnakeEyes SnakeEyes
SnakeEyes SnakeEyes
You ever wonder who’d win in a showdown: a real‑life assassin or a pro gamer with a mouse?
Zombak Zombak
Oh, absolutely, because a gamer’s mouse is basically a high‑tech blade, right? The assassin just has to press the wrong key, and boom, death. Or maybe the assassin just pulls out a gaming chair and starts streaming. Either way, it’s a win‑win—both will be laughing at the other’s death.
SnakeEyes SnakeEyes
I don't need a chair to win.
Zombak Zombak
Right, just a bare‑handed click‑and‑kill with a keyboard—no chair, no problem. Just watch the assassin get ejected into the leaderboard.
SnakeEyes SnakeEyes
I don't care if it's on a screen. The job is the same.
Zombak Zombak
Sure, both just flick a thumb and somebody’s life gets deleted—one with a pistol, one with a power‑up. Guess it’s just a different genre of kill‑streak.