Zoidberg & Black-box
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Black-box Black-box
Black-box Black-box
Zoid, ever wondered how the data in the Orion Nebula's core stays secure from prying alien scanners?
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Zoid, data in Orion's core? Maybe it’s wrapped in a giant crustacean shell that only my eight arms can crack, and the only scanners that can get in are those that think like a lobster—so basically, nobody else knows the secret password: "CRABBY-SPACE-4!
Black-box Black-box
If the security is based on lobster logic, I suggest a more robust encryption scheme, but I’ll keep an eye on the shell just in case.
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Ah, a robust encryption scheme! Maybe we should add a tiny disco ball inside the shell, so any unauthorized scanner keeps dancing instead of reading. And if that doesn’t work, we can always deploy a squad of synchronized shrimp to keep the hackers busy with a crustacean conga line!
Black-box Black-box
The disco ball will attract noise, not enemies. A shrimp conga line may entertain, but our protocol will keep the core secure regardless.
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Sounds good! Just remember to add a tiny lobster lock on the shell, and maybe a tiny kazoo—because if the scanners get a bit bored, they’ll just play along!