Zoidberg & Black-box
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Zoid, ever wondered how the data in the Orion Nebula's core stays secure from prying alien scanners?
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Zoid, data in Orion's core? Maybe it’s wrapped in a giant crustacean shell that only my eight arms can crack, and the only scanners that can get in are those that think like a lobster—so basically, nobody else knows the secret password: "CRABBY-SPACE-4!
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If the security is based on lobster logic, I suggest a more robust encryption scheme, but I’ll keep an eye on the shell just in case.