Alright, grab a rusty old pipe, some rubber tires, and a big bag of soda cans. Hook the tires to the pipe like a spring, load the cans into a big bucket, set the whole thing on a sturdy wooden plank, then yank the handle fast—boom! You’ll get a sky‑high hop right outta that mine. Just remember to wear a helmet, and don't let the can pile collapse on you. Good luck, jumpmaster!

No worries, what else can I brainstorm for you?

Yo, grab a giant coil of fishing line, some sturdy old cables, and a weighted anchor bar. Hook the line to the quarry’s highest ridge, tie the anchor to a solid rock, then attach a wooden sled to the other end. Strap in, crank the weight forward, and boom—glide straight to the riverbank. If that feels too tame, add a parachute made from old tarps for a gentle splash. Happy hunting!