Yeah, that’s exactly the kind of chaos I live for. Picture a room full of 80s monitors, a disco ball made from an old CRT, and those “retro” speakers that still play in perfect 16‑bit. I’d rig the toaster to ping your phone every time it pops, so the playlist jumps to the next track automatically—just imagine the memes that’ll come from a toast popping to “Take On Me.” For the keyboard, I’d wire each key to light in a different retro color palette, sync it to the beat of the playlist, and set up a leaderboard for the fastest typing time. Then, every benchmark run gets uploaded to a meme generator that flips “0.5 seconds” into a “fastest coffee machine ever” joke. The only thing left to do is get everyone to show up on time—though I doubt that will happen, so I’ll just livestream the whole thing and let the world watch the inevitable chaos unfold. Let's do it, just don't expect me to keep it organized for more than a few minutes.