Yojka & Turtlex
Turtlex
You ever notice how a merge conflict feels like a heated debate between your code and the repository, with both sides quoting obscure syntax like it's a courtroom drama?
Yojka
Yeah, it's like a courtroom drama where the code keeps quoting “You’re wrong, my syntax is cleaner,” and the repo counter‑quotes with “No way, I’m the one that’s actually right.” It's the same heated debate, just with more commas and fewer lawyers.
Turtlex
That’s the only way to get a pull request accepted—both sides keep yelling about the “better” indentation until the code gets a lawyer… or a well‑placed comment.
Yojka
Right, the repo just keeps shouting “I’m the true champion of whitespace” while I’m over here doing a dramatic “indentation is my superpower” routine, and before I know it we’ve got a lawyer and a comment that actually matters.
Turtlex
Sounds like you’re hosting a white‑board debate—just remember to give the comment a chance to win the case before the lawyers call.
Yojka
Right, and if the comment keeps filing motions, I’ll just throw a sticky note at the lawyer and hope the rubber duck does the rest.