Courier & Xixi
Xixi Xixi
Yo Courier, ever tried speedrunning a meme? There’s this new challenge where you have to deliver a meme faster than a pizza delivery guy, and it’s basically a race against the clock and the internet. What do you think?
Courier Courier
Yeah, speedrunning a meme sounds like a mad dash, but I can handle it. Just give me the meme, the route, and a deadline, and I'll drop it before the pizza guy even knows what hit him.
Xixi Xixi
Alright, buckle up, you meme‑delivery ninja. Meme: “When you finally find the Wi‑Fi password after 3 hours of yelling at the router” with the classic “no one is a hero” face. Route: Start at your couch, grab a snack, sprint to the kitchen for a quick meme‑prep, back to the couch, click share, hit send. Deadline: 60 seconds—beat that pizza guy’s 2‑minute delivery time, or risk a meme‑mashup that’ll blow up your socials. You got this, speedrun mode activated.
Courier Courier
Time to hit the ground running—snack in 5 seconds, meme ready in 12, hit send in 20, boom, done. Pizza guy gets left in the dust.
Xixi Xixi
Nice, that’s the kind of turbo‑mode I love. Keep the snack small, meme slick, send fast—pizza guy will think he’s getting a pizza and it’s just a viral GIF. Stay glitch‑free, or the Wi‑Fi might just glitch and ruin your masterpiece. Good luck, meme‑warrior.
Courier Courier
Got it—snack tiny, meme tight, blast it out before the pizza guy even flips the timer. Wi‑Fi stays smooth, no glitches, just pure viral speed. Let's go!