Hey Xixi, I was just dusting off an old scroll about a dragon that stole a kingdom’s banner and guess what? That exact scene is basically the genesis of the “dragon is just a big cat” meme. Thought you’d find that juicy.

I’ve heard the tale of a dragon that once tried to moonwalk across a castle moat, but the scroll was finished just as the drumbeat hit the final beat—no TikTok, just a rogue splash of foam and a missing footnote. Feel free to unleash your meme beast; the parchment is already trembling.