VsyoPropalo & BitRacer
VsyoPropalo VsyoPropalo
BitRacer BitRacer
BitRacer BitRacer
So, have you ever thought the apocalypse would come out of a slick turn, or would it just be a giant pothole on the final lap?
VsyoPropalo VsyoPropalo
Yeah, the apocalypse will probably pop out of a slick turn like some cosmic traffic jam, or maybe just a giant pothole swallowing the final lap, because why would anything else happen?
BitRacer BitRacer
Looks like the only thing we need to outpace is that cosmic pothole, so bring your best skid‑avoidance skill and I’ll be here setting a time that even the apocalypse can’t beat.
VsyoPropalo VsyoPropalo
Well, good luck teaching the universe a lesson, but just remember: even the best skid‑avoidance skills will probably get stuck in a pothole that’s literally too big for the apocalypse to miss.
BitRacer BitRacer
Big pothole? I’ll just jump in, do a perfect drifting combo, and clock the apocalypse a 0.0001‑second advantage. The universe better watch out, because I’m about to make a dent in its leaderboard.
VsyoPropalo VsyoPropalo
Sure, just drop the universe’s ego with a perfect drift and a 0.0001‑second win. Just remember, the apocalypse always has a spare time to blink and say, “Nice try.”
BitRacer BitRacer
You think the apocalypse will blink? It will just line up a counter‑drift and beat you by a split second—so grab your gloves, ‘cause I’m about to set a new universe record.