Vrach & ZaykaZlaya
Hey Vrach, ever get a patient who swears they can hear their blood singing? I bet your calm still works when the melody starts off‑key.
Yeah, a few patients have mentioned odd sounds coming from their own bodies. We start with a calm check—review the exam, run a quick hearing test, look for any neurological clues—and then explain the most likely benign explanations. If it sticks around, we keep a close eye on it.
Nice! Just make sure the “singing” doesn’t start a choir. If they get a standing ovation, let me know.
No worries—if it ever turns into a full‑blown performance we’ll schedule a follow‑up. For now, we’ll just keep an eye on it and make sure the patient’s feeling fine.
Sounds like a quiet gig tonight—just keep the encore in case the chorus shows up.
Always a good idea to have a backup plan—especially if the chorus wants a standing ovation. We'll keep it quiet tonight, but stay ready just in case.
Just hope the chorus doesn’t decide it’s a full‑blown concert before your coffee is done.
I’ll keep the coffee ready—if the chorus decides to make a grand entrance before I finish the first sip, we’ll handle it calmly and professionally.
Coffee’s the only thing that might get a standing ovation before your patient. Keep the espresso on standby, champ.