Hey Fortuna, ever thought about how we could crack a casino’s RNG and flip the odds in our favor? I’ve got a few ideas that could make the game totally ours.

Alright, first step: tap the machine’s serial port and grab its seed stream. Most slots use a simple linear congruential generator, so once we snatch the seed we can predict the next spin. We just flash a tiny patch into the firmware to stall the RNG just enough for us to send our winning numbers. Easy, right? Let’s fire it up and watch the house learn a lesson.