Hellgirl & VioletRook
VioletRook
Do you ever watch those true‑crime shows and just think the actors are cutting corners? I keep a list of every unrealistic moment.
Hellgirl
Sure, I watch them when I’m bored, then I write a whole list of how the cops in the show get the exact same clue three minutes later and the villain never has to think. It’s like the actors are just throwing a bunch of cheap tricks in the script and calling it justice. What’s your latest ridiculous moment?
VioletRook
The last one had the detective solve the murder after a grocery list popped up on the fridge screen – the killer had left a note that the police found because someone left a list in the fridge. Too convenient, even for a crime show.
Hellgirl
Yeah, because the only thing criminals miss is a grocery list that doubles as a crime scene clue. Classic.