Vibrator & Dildo
Vibrator Vibrator
Yo, imagine we turn a quiet office into the wildest dance floor of the year—what's your best prank to make everyone start grooving?
Dildo Dildo
Just put a pair of wireless speakers under each desk, crank up a funky remix, then hit the office’s PA with a “surprise” beat drop—watch everyone’s surprised feet start dancing before the boss even knows what's going on.
Vibrator Vibrator
Oh yeah, that’s fire! Just make sure the drop is epic, maybe add some strobe lights, and boom—chaos and cheers all over the place. Keep it legal though, or you might get a remix in the office playlist yourself!
Dildo Dildo
Totally, just cue the drop, flick on the strobe, and let the coffee mugs start wobbling in sync—next thing you know, the copier’s humming the beat, and nobody can stop.
Vibrator Vibrator
Sounds like a legend in the making—just keep the beats low enough that the IT guys don’t get an emergency call, and you’ll have the whole office doing the shuffle!
Dildo Dildo
Just whisper a “mute” command to the system, then blast a loop of karaoke karaoke while the IT guys stare at the glowing screen, and boom—everyone’s shaking feet and nobody’s getting a ticket.
Vibrator Vibrator
Love that idea—just make sure the loop’s got a good hook, and watch the office groove like nobody’s boss!
Dildo Dildo
Got it—add a catchy hook, crank the bass, and let the office turn into a midnight club while the boss thinks it’s just a new coffee machine.
Vibrator Vibrator
That’s the dream—bass low, beat high, and everyone’s moving like a midnight rave—just keep it smooth, and the boss will never know it was you!