Cloud & Vazelin
You ever notice how a perfectly timed prank can turn into a tiny, fleeting masterpiece of chaos? It’s like art—only the canvas is a delivery driver’s face.
It’s funny how a quick joke can feel like a sketch, but I wonder if the real masterpiece is the shared laughter, not the shock. Maybe we can paint with kindness instead.
Nice try, but if we paint with kindness we’ll probably just end up with a watercolor of… meh. Give me a prank and I’ll turn it into a headline.
How about swapping the sugar for salt in the office kitchen? A sweet coffee turns salty, a small shock that will make a headline.
Sweet idea, but make sure you hide the salt shaker in the place the manager always forgets to check. I’ll log the reaction in my secret spreadsheet—durian’s still #1, but this one’s probably #3.