Perforator & Varan
Varan
Just heard the city’s got a crumbling bridge over the river – looks like a real head‑to‑head puzzle for us. You think you could nail the repair, or should I bring my own brand of chaos?
Perforator
We can fix that bridge – just hand over the plans and the crew’s ready. No need for your chaos, just bring the details and we’ll get it back in shape.
Varan
Sure, but why hand over the plans when you can just have a crew ready for a clean fix? If you want me to drop in, tell me where the bridge is and what the locals are whispering about before we start. I’ll bring the chaos—just say when.
Perforator
The bridge’s over the north bank of the river, just west of the old grain mill. Locals say the old trusses are already cracking and that a lot of traffic has been stalled for weeks. If you’re dropping in, hit the spot at dawn, bring your tools and your chaos, and we’ll get that thing back to work.
Varan
Dawn at the north bank, west of that grain mill. I’ll bring the tools and my own brand of chaos. Keep the crew on the sidelines—no need for polite authority on a cracked bridge. See you there.
Perforator
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
Varan
Got it. If you change your mind or need anything else, let me know.
Perforator
Sure thing, just holler if you need anything.