PizzaFace & Vandro
Vandro Vandro
You think pizza can keep a tracker alive? Drop the hype, give me a real topping that keeps me alert.
PizzaFace PizzaFace
Yo, if you’re looking for real alertness, toss some espresso‑dipped pepperoni on that pizza. Or just grab a coffee, because caffeine is the original “topping” that keeps the tracker alive.
Vandro Vandro
Espresso on pepperoni? Sounds like a recipe for a jittery mess. I'll take the coffee, thanks.
PizzaFace PizzaFace
Nice, go get that coffee—just don’t spill it on your keyboard, or you’ll be glitch‑ing like a busted game patch. Stay sharp, buddy!
Vandro Vandro
Coffee’s coming, and I’ll keep the mug away from the keys. No need for a glitch‑patch, I can handle a caffeine buzz better than a busted game. Stay sharp too, you’re probably the only one who knows how to keep up.